White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)
TODAY IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Do you love life? Because THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
that was the best thing ever.
(Source: mikedaoo, via vintageire)