White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)
GUYS
TODAY IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Do you love life? Because THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
(via harryssleepyvoice)
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
ahhhhhh!!!
that was the best thing ever.
(Source: mikedaoo, via vintageire)
